Top Gear in the US

Apparently, there's a chance that Clarkson et al will be going Stateside for a series. This annoys me for a number of reasons. One, it will have almost exclusively American vehicles (not that great really) and two some American 'celeb' is bound to reveal the name of THE STIG. Worst of all, what will be left with? Vroom Vroom? The superior Fifth Gear is expected back soon, but who knows when. Come on BBC, do a bit better than this eh and keep the three on UK tv.